i'm jada and it's a beautiful day to be alive.


do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

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You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 


ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
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*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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the thing about people finding out you like one direction is that once they do they assume all you do is listen to one direction and everything you do is about one direction even though it is but that’s not the point

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